Thursday, February 15, 2007

Who really gives a flying fuck!

If you really feel the need share the mindless drivel that is 'your life', then just send your closest friends an email. It's a hell of a lot easier than managing a blog and you don't risk losing your identity to some drug addicted rapist in Rahway State Prison.

We are all sheep

Baa! What is fashion? Fashion is buying a magazine, looking at the pictures and then trying desperately to look like the models in the picture. We are all sheep. We are so uncomfortable in a scarf that doesn't have the burberry pattern, yet we struggle mightily descending stairs in pointed elf shoes that for no practical reason extend four inches past our big toe. We are all sheep. Are tyrants guilty of committing genocide really that different than people who drive hybrids? A young father in Germany squeals on a local Jew in hiding. He too bought a magazine. Did you really think that your car would reduce pollution? You just made it cheaper for some Chinese citizen to purchase gasoline at a lower cost. His auto does not even have a catalytic convertor. His government doesn't believe in environmental responsibility. If they did, he would still be plowing a field with an oxen in tow. We are all sheep.